Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell;
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day;
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavoir;
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
AT WORK... you must carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games;
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet;
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON... they allow family and friends to visit;
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family
IN PRISON...all the expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required;
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and THEN they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... you spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside waiting to get out;
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens;
AT WORK...they are called managers.
We hope this clarifies things....