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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
While deployed to Haiti as a member of a Joint Special Operations Task Force in 1994, all us special ops guys were stuck on an aircraft carrier for over a month. Our mission had been cancelled, thanks to Jimmy Carter, but we still couldn't come home. Every day, that Captain of the ship came across the PA and said "Good Morning America! The big dog off voodoo station is just licking and scratching!" (the ship was the America, and our AO was Voodoo Station). All us Rangers got so tired of hearing this guy that it wasn't even funny.

Our last night on station we got the word that we were going home, and we were not wasting any time getting there either. Now, we had one particular Ranger that was a very talented artist. He had done wall murals, tattoos, etc. The guy was good. That night, this guy sneaks down to the hanger deck, where lots of gear is stored in cardboard boxes eight to ten feet high, and on the sides of this row of boxes draws his own mural depiction of our sentiments.

The mural had the America, broken in half and sinking in the background (like the Titanic). Over on one side laid a battered seal with a bloodied baseball bat lying next to it. And in the center it showed a Ranger, black beret and all, with a large bulldog wearing a USMC sweatshirt in a headlock, and the Ranger was slowly slitting its throat with a large combat knife. Above all this very fine artistic work, you could read the mural's title - "NO MORE F#$%^&g LICKING, NO MORE F%#$^&G SCRATCHING!"

Needles to say, our little mural went over like a fart in Sunday School with the ship's captain. But, our chain of command thought it was cool. It was all in fun, and we were all glad to be headed home.

62 posted on 04/05/2002 9:54:16 AM PST by disgustedvet
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To: disgustedvet
Dagum! I get a clear visual of the picture from your description. Sounds pretty funny.
67 posted on 04/05/2002 10:50:14 AM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: disgustedvet
Every day, that Captain of the ship came across the PA and said "Good Morning America!

Yea, But I wish she {AMERICA CV-66 / CVA-66} still had a Captain to say that for her. A year after your visit she went into mothballs. What you heard was a tradition usually just at sea. Better to hear the Old Man than the Scuttle Butt that was going round. I did hear our captain get a tad but upset though. I think it was in 1977 we were anchored just off Dubrovnik, Yugoslavia on liberty and an imfamous Adradic storm blew up. We were anchored about a mile off shore and dragging anchor as the winds hit us. The Captain started screaming Set the special sea and anchor detail NOW get this ****** ship underway. I never saw a carrier start moving a quick. It was a close one indeed and in the very same area Ron Brown was killed in.

68 posted on 04/05/2002 11:43:29 AM PST by cva66snipe
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