[NovemberCharlie]

Jihad: "The children of the kindergarten are the holy martyrs of tomorrow."

I have a better idea for a reply to this one:
"I am a soldier, so my son can be a farmer, so his son can be a poet."
- A Founding Father (Madison, maybe?)

[SpottedBeaver]

"I am a soldier, so my son can be a farmer, so his son can be a poet."

After a quick google search, it comes up as George Washington who said that.