Posted on 04/04/2002 10:15:52 AM PST by Billie
It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops. The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?
Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!
Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!
Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)
Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......
Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.
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Derek Zoolander and Mugatu give this Fashion Show 5 Stars - *****
Jim was so kind to repost this, and asked me to send him via email the text code I used - he said he viewed the source code in my post #2 in the other thread and copied it in the new thread and it worked for him. See, I think he can go around the blocks that John has set up for the rest of us. My code WORKED everywhere else but here in the thread ... for ME!
With all these pretty FReepettes in one place, I gotta get me some new glasses!
Mag
(BTW, if this thread is the reason for FR going down for a few minutes then I retract all my statements and disassociate myself entirely from this show)
Girl, after all you've been through you can have the whole bottle. It's on me.... ;)
Despite their lack of basic baseball skills, many Dodgers have knowledge in other subjects.
A few of them have volunteered to generously share their knowledge with you.
How to Make Crack Cocaine
By Steve Howe
Skip baseball game.
Mix 2 parts ok coke HCL for 1 part baking soda in 20 ml of water.
Heat solution gently until white precipitates form, and stop heating when precipitation stops.
Filter and keep precipitate. Wash precipitate once with water..
Dry 24 hours under heat lamp and snort.
Prepare to be suspended from baseball for the 12th time.
How to Save the American Flag
By Rick Monday
Spot flag burners on the field.
Run through the outfield and snatch flag away from vandals.
Become an announcer and make it impossible for anyone to follow the game.
How to Choke a Fan
By Chad Kreuter
Jump into the stands during an inning.
Follow fan up the aisle.
Lunge at fan and choke vigorously.
Take hat back.
How to Get Drunk and Fall Asleep Behind the Wheel
By Carlos Perez
Get knocked out of the game in the 3rd inning.
Skip shower and drive to liquor store.
Buy alcohol and drink quickly.
Pump fists and spin around.
Fall asleep.
How to Order Lunch
By Pedro Guerrero
I dont no. my I.Q be 36.
How to Give Up Historic Home Runs
By Chan Ho Park
Groove mediocre fastball down the middle.
Stand on the mound and watch as ball sails over wall.
Pretend like you made a good pitch.
How to Make Wild Throws to First Base
By Steve Sax
Field ground ball.
Look at first baseman 20 feet away.
Throw the ball at peanut guy in the stands.
(Chuck Knoblauch evidently read this.)
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Sassymom: did someone say Black Jack?! Now I know why you're so sassy.
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