USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[Billie]

Thank you for the roses, Dave! So, I guess you're not mad at me. (You're right - Louie probably would be.) Kidding, wolfie! :)

[blackie]

Great show Billie...you're the best !!!!

[Billie]

LOL!!!!!

[whoever]

Thanks again, Mr. Tonk.

Did they come from your own yard? They are so beautiful. Thanks again for your daily thoughtfulness.

[Billie]

You betcha! Nothing but first class for our models and guests!

[SassyMom]

that man coming in or trying to saying he was only trying to bring us all cappuccino.....LOL....

You saw him too?????? LOL....

[Snow Bunny]

Thank you Jim so much !!! You are so very kind!

[Billie]

LOL! They would have been the first ones I'd choose if it were a male fashion show. Diver and Louie crashed the show, you know)

Ahem, Diver! Notice anything?

[Aeronaut]

Nothing but first class for our models and guests!

You are the class act, lady!

[Snow Bunny]

giggle...oh yessss

At least we took the cappuccions before kicking him out. tee hee

Good thing Sam was near by just in case the man was a trouble maker.

[Aeronaut]

Hi Bunny.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi my friend, thank you so much for flying all of us in so we could all be together for the fashion show.

(((( hug ))))

[Billie]

Hi, Bunny!!!!! I'm so glad you got here! And I think I can stay later today - it's quiet around here. Wrote you FR mail. :)

[SAMWolf]

Vera De Milo wanted to enter the Canteen Fashion Show, but Beamer went absolutely nutso whenever "she" showed up for a photo session. So we had to leave "her" out.

Good Dog, Beamer!

[Snow Bunny]

..." clean up on aisle 3 " .......

ROTFL....you are so cute Diver....

Hi Sir Wolf !

[Aeronaut]

...thank you so much for flying all of us in so we could all be together for the fashion show.

Well, let's all chip in for fuel and go to Cancun, or some such exotic place, OK?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hi Bunny! It looks so nice I bookmarked the thread.

[Billie]

Good! Now that the show's over, we can quit starving ourselves into those size 1 dresses and jeans. :) Are you making chocolate chip?

[SassyMom]

Cancun????? You can count me in. :)

[Billie]

What color is your hair, Severa? :)