[Junior]

Evolution is a religion!

The creationist equivalent of a drive-by shooting. Nothing substantive, just verbal bullets.

[f.Christian]

Evolution is the dork-stork story where babies-life come from!

[RickyJ]

I'll be a bit more specific for your comprehension level.

EVOLUTION is a L-I-E invented by S-A-T-A-N, and all those that reject the truth embrace it to their destruction.