"What kind of p***y calls the cops on his wife?" A rich p***y. Man's got a clear head on his shoulders.
I'm not saying he has to hit her back, but why couldn't he just leave? If my wife did such a thing to me I would be out the door at the next stoplight and call a cab to take me to a hotel. Come home in a day or two or maybe a week, let her stew for a while.
-ccm