[JennysCool]

The Logan Act, from 18 USC 953

Now, surely you know the Profound Significance of this! (Ohhh yeah!) add the 1 and the eight and you get 9! (Um hmm!) Now that USC -- that stands for Southern California! (You're right! Um hmm!) Now the 9 and the 5 and the 3 you add together and that makes 17! (Have mercy!) That means I should have 9 17-year-old Southern California girls along on my mission! (Say Amen!). But the Man says No! (Oh yes!) and that's why they call it the Mann Act! (Um hmm!)

Sorry, I am on HEAVY prescription cold medicine.

[rmlew]

ROFL. ;-)
That was really good. The only problem is that I really could imagine Farakhan saying it, so it isn't all that much of a parody.