Both are evil and disgusting (as the biblewonk knows well, both are Biblical abominations and both summon up feelings of nausea in healthy individuals).
In my mind, bestiality is worse, although they're pretty close.
Ladies and gentlemen... Please, please... I beg ewe, let's not get serious!!! I was beginning to have a good day with some of this fun!!! RichinOC, angelo... please continewe with yewe vewes!
On a more serious note... perhaps we can lure some of these "scholars" to go visit some of our eweropean friends? "Guys, Guys... there is a whole EU continent waiting for discovery!!! Hurry before all the tickets are gone!"