You fail to go far enough. Clearly is is the responsibility of our public education system to teach safe goat luvin'. Furthermore, there should be a government program to provide goats to the underprivileged who cannot afford one.
LMAO, LMAO!!!
You are KILLING ME!!!! Now I need to clean up both the computer screen and the keyboard... not to mention get that coffee/donut combo out of my nose!!! Thanks a LOT!
In order to avoid needless "monitor graffiti" and related violence in the future, I propose that every "wit" post a "uncontrollable laughter warning" prior to posting. Perhaps the rest of us will be able to swallow before reading on. Can I get a hand count??? :)