Posted on 03/31/2002 5:16:38 PM PST by SrBirdman
DON'T USE BIG WORDS
In promulgating your esoteric cogitation's or articulating your superficial and sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous panderosity.
Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibiliness coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiation's have intelligibility and veracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllable profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vivacity, ventriloquial verbosity and magniloquent rapidity. Shun double entendres, previnient jacosity and pestifereous profanity, observant or apparent.
In other words, talk plainly, briefly, naturally, sensibly,truthfully, purely, keep from slang, don't put on airs, say what you mean, mean what you say and DON'T USE BIG WORDS.
Nah. You wouldn't. Poly-syllabic utterances eschew the necessity to be verbose and conserve bandwidth at the same time. Precision in communication confers efficiency. Try it. You'll like it.
Too fruity for my taste. Besides, I like a real cork.
How about this:
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, purient pscosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent.
I figured out all but four and one of them I'm not really sure of.
Please post the answers soon.
Can you say "dictionary??
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
THe early bird gets the worm.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
where there's smoke, there's fire.
Pride cometh before a fall First things first, or don't put the cart before the horse
A atitch in time saves nine.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Dead men tell no tales
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Haste makes waste.
Loose lips sink ships.?
He who laughs last, laughs best.
No pain, no gain.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me
When it rains it pours.
when the cats away, the mice will play.
A dime for a shoe shine?
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don't use big words.
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