[EggsAckley]

If you do not live in an area with high speed availability, move there. If you can not pack up and move, read some other FR threads.

Not a very practical suggestion. After years of trying to GET AWAY from the gas-powered flatlands, I should leave my thirty acres in the redwoods JUST so I can get dsl??? Yeah, right. I'll rent me one o' them big ole condos in downtown LA.
THEN I'll be happy. LOL!!