[sarcasm]

But they're all cultural conservatives who will surely vote Republican if pandered to asked nicely.

[southern rock]

But they're all cultural conservatives who will surely vote Republican if pandered to asked nicely.

You forgot other such platatudes like, "hard working", "strong Catholics", and "devoted to family values". Everyone knows that its only the meanie conservatives who drive these wonderful folks into the arms of the Democrats with our mean, evil, racist rehetoric.
Snort * snicker * cough *