[Rum Tum Tugger]

The United Methodist Church as defined by its doctrine is a socialist, political party.

If you don't believe that, read its Books of Discipline and Resolutions. They come right from the pen of Karl Marx.

Unfortunately, few of the good people who attend United Methodist Churches have any idea what their "church" really stands for.

[Brian Allen]

I have seen the enemy and the enemy is us.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Unfortunately, few of the good people who attend United Methodist Churches have any idea what their "church" really stands for.

Or they don't want to believe it.