I am actually cracking up remembering your last version (the one with Doris Kearns Goodwin).
"We don't get to see the President as you do, as your opinion and perspective of the man they call President, George W. Bush..."
"If you were to find a pile of bones in the corner of a cave on a ridge in Afghanistan next to Pakistan on Earth near the only moon of Earth third planet from the sun in the Solar System near a mountain over near a pile of bones in the corner, are you saying that these bones are being DNA checked by people they might call DNA checkers? Can I get Jim Miklashvski at the Pennagon to confirm?"
He's got a really weird body language. I still say he thinks to blink.