Terrorist #2: "No, you first, I don't want Arafat's job, I have a family, you know."
Terrorist #3: "Hey, guys, don't look at me!"
Terrorist #4: "I vote for you, Abdul. You're like a father to me."
Terrorist #1: "Thanks, but no thanks. Clearly Muhammed is the best man for the job. He has a kevlar vest which he appropriated from an Israeli some time back."
Terrorist #2: "You can have it, it is really too small for me. I hear that Khalid is ten foot tall and bullet proof, perhaps we should ask him."
Terrorist #3: "Perhaps, except Khalid blew himself up prematurely while a week ago while on his way to a bat Mitzvah. He was not nailproof, sad to say. And he is no longer ten feet tall, but rather he is a pink streak on the road about twenty feet long."
Terrorist #4: "I know! Let's talk a GIRL into doing it for us! The west will sympathize with a woman and she could do no wrong in their eyes. Look how far Arafat got with his looks. A woman would make the west swoon. They would never drive her into a basement where she would not have access to Pamprin or Midol."
Terrorist #1: "Hey, she could even change her hair color to blonde, learn to ask really softball questions, and get hired by Fox to carry water for us with Geraldo."
Terrorist #2: "Not a bad idea, but you have given us an even better idea. why not ask Geraldo? He thinks we are right and he also has experience with reporting from basements..."