[Washington-Husky]

You wouldn't have to fit the rabbits with explosives... just some kind of virus (like the Hanta virus or something). I remember reading something about ancient and Medieval warfare, where diseased rodents and animals were cast into the enemies' wells, so as to poison their drinking water, or were catapulted over the ramparts of the enemies' fortifications, so as to spread disease. It could still be done today. Crude, and perhaps not too effective, since modern vaccinations would probably easily prevail... but, still..

[Optimist]

ARTHUR:

Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

FRENCH GUARD:

(Fetchez la vache.)

OTHER FRENCH GUARD:

Quoi?

FRENCH GUARD:

(Fetchez la vache!)

[mooo]

ARTHUR:

If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--

[twong]

[mooooooo]

Je**s Chr**t!

KNIGHTS:

Chr**t!

[thud]

Ah! Ohh!

BEDEVERE:

Sir! I have a plan, sir.

[later]

[wind]

[saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw]

[clunk]

[bang]

[rewr!]

[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak]

[rrrr rrrr rrrr]

[drilllll]

[sawwwww]

[clunk]

[crash]

[clang]

[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]

[creak]

FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering]

C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi?

Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...

[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]

[clllank]

ARTHUR:

What happens now?

BEDEVERE:

Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

ARTHUR:

Who leaps out?

BEDEVERE:

U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...

ARTHUR:

Ohh.

BEDEVERE:

Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--

[clank]

[twong]