So carrying nutty conspiracy theories out three decimal places is, in itself, a conspiracy?
How do you guys keep your heads from spinning clean off?
Well, Sinkspin, I have a brain in my head. It used for an activity called "thinking". You should try it sometime, if you can ever locate your brain.
But I can see I've overtaxed you already. Take deep breaths. You'll be fine.
With their thoughts "rattling" around inside their heads, it creates a stabilizing gyroscopic effect.