"President" George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. "President:"
Long before you were elected, a great many people, consisting mostly of liberals and Democrats, probably picked up and disseminated propaganda, intentionally or otherwise, that you were a total idiot. Unfortunately, you have just proven that said leftist propaganda may have more than just a grain of truth.
Specifically, you are proving them right, although not in the way they imagined. You recently desecrated the grounds of the National Weather Service campus in Silver Spring by using their auditorium to announce your junk-science based alternative to Kyoto. But now you've gone and REALLY done it. You signed campaign finance reform, which violates the 10th Amendment in its entirety, as well as the ninth, if not the first. I refer specifically to bona fide restrictions on campaign ads, which are considered a form of political speech.
I spent a number of days standing with other conservatives and Republicans outside of the Vice President's mansion protesting Al Gore's decision to effectively hijack the electoral vote in Florida. This is how I'm being paid back. I voted for you as well. I knew I was electing a socialist to office when I did, but I did not realize just how socialist you were willing to be.
You have sold us down the river. Even though you are right about fighting evil terrorists and rejecting the actual Kyoto protocols, you have sold us down the river this time! All groups, even the liberal scumbag ones that are repeatedly dragging you and your nominees through the mud, have an inherent, natural right to advertise, as they consist of human beings.
You really are turning out to be an idiot, and I suppose I'm not exactly Mensa material for voting for you. Never again; even if Senator Clinton becomes the democratic nominee in 2004, I'm not making the mistake of voting for the likes of you again.
Sincerely,
I'd rather gain majorities in the senate and house and have two years of unobstructed time to pass conservative bills.
What next? Bring back Perot and split the conservative base again so that Hitlery can be President in 2004? What a mind job. You make do with what you have, you don't surrender.
Thanks for your honesty.