[krb]

I've heard that the employees there pee on it at night and laugh at the tourists all day...is that true?

[mamelukesabre]

I heard(from an irish immigrant) that the local drunks frequently walk to blarney stone after a long evening of heavy drinking and releive themselves on it. Apparently, it is a tradition of sorts.

[Savage Beast]

I thought that Blarney Stone tasted funny...

But I have been more articulate since I kissed it.