[Polybius]

Conservatives:......an intellectual class that publicly praises family values but privately engages in sodomy, coke and trophy wives......

I've lived out here on the Left Coast for so long that I no longer know any Conservatives in person.

I hate to pry but, ummm....errr....do you guys really do all that?

If I can get my first and only wife to look like a trophy wife, can I pass on the other two and still belong to the Consevative Club?

[Xenalyte]

Sorry, you gotta do all three. So if your darlin' little bride already looks like a trophy wife, you have a lock on one.

As far as the coke and sodomy go, you gotta do it. However, since you're one of us, we'll take your word for it. Just sniffle next time you come back from the restroom, for verisimilitude.