[machman]

This is from the Onion, right? These bufoons can't be seriously complaining.

[11B3]

Oh yes they can - complaining is their job description. Also, we have a complete 'Rat legislature along with a 'Rat governor, and both US Senators are 'Rats as well. (You couldn't build one human brain out of both of them either.) The Blue Zone here carries the most votes. Thankfully, "Them Seattle types don't stray away from the city much, as they are afraid of us gun-owning country folk."

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

This is from the Onion, right?

NOPE