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DOGS RIOT IN LA!
pulaskibush

Posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush

Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.

"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.

Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: animalrightslist; california; dog; dogriots; la; photos; riot; trial; verdict
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To: codebreaker
You're barking up the wrong tree!
81 posted on 03/21/2002 2:40:16 PM PST by NorseWood
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To: pulaskibush
I'm going home to watch "The Tail that Wagged the Dog".
82 posted on 03/21/2002 2:43:43 PM PST by NorseWood
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To: socal_parrot
No justice! No fleas!

Very good LOL

83 posted on 03/21/2002 2:44:16 PM PST by CRAW
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To: pulaskibush
Meanwhile, the parks were overrun by wildings:


84 posted on 03/21/2002 2:47:13 PM PST by lds23
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To: socal_parrot
How many members of the Jury were Samoyeds?
85 posted on 03/21/2002 2:51:53 PM PST by Regulator
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To: pulaskibush
Dog rights activist Al Shar-Pei is planning a Million Mut March on police headquarters. They are demanding the police stop using Uncle Tom police dogs against the peace loving animals of L.A.
86 posted on 03/21/2002 2:55:25 PM PST by ao98
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To: pulaskibush
Very good,....you are wasting your time here
87 posted on 03/21/2002 3:01:13 PM PST by CRAW
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To: Regulator
How many members of the Jury were Samoyeds?


"Sit Kato, sit...Good Dog."

88 posted on 03/21/2002 3:02:35 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
Obviously the racist Simi Valley dogs were on the jury...
89 posted on 03/21/2002 3:03:53 PM PST by codebreaker
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To: f.Christian
?


90 posted on 03/21/2002 3:24:17 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo
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To: codebreaker
Retrial! We demand a jury of Rottweilers!
91 posted on 03/21/2002 3:24:39 PM PST by Regulator
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To: lds23
The puppies must look like the Lone Ranger
92 posted on 03/21/2002 3:28:39 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo
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To: RckyRaCoCo
Foo-foo-ball williams?
93 posted on 03/21/2002 3:34:39 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: eddie willers
I saw a video clip of a pack of Chihuahuas attacking a Taco Bell and their language wasn't pretty . . . they weren't saying "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
94 posted on 03/21/2002 3:38:45 PM PST by choirboy
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To: choirboy
Their leader threatened, "Drop The Chalupa".
95 posted on 03/21/2002 8:06:35 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: illstillbe
Did you see this yesterday..??
96 posted on 03/22/2002 4:14:58 AM PST by ken5050
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