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DOGS RIOT IN LA!
pulaskibush
Posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush
Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.
"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.
Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."
Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: animalrightslist; california; dog; dogriots; la; photos; riot; trial; verdict
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To: pulaskibush
Attorney ROVER Cochran was quoted as saying, "If the dog hasn't bit, you must acquit!"
To: pulaskibush; alisasny
First L.A., then on to Korea! Unleash the dogs of war!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:45:38 PM PST
by
Shermy
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Did the police profile and arrest only black dogs? That is why I keep my black lab as a house dog, I don't want her to turn up with "a record on the police blotter".
To: pulaskibush
Well done!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:46:18 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: pulaskibush
I just saw a dog smash a brick into a cat's face on Normandie Blvd! This is getting out of control!
To: livius
Me, too!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:47:50 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: pulaskibush
There's no need to fear...
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:48:36 PM PST
by
aomagrat
To: finnman69
If they go anywhere NEAR Korean Restaurants they might be turned into CHOW dogs! Anyway, imagine that, animals rioting in Los Angeles. Whoda thunk it?
To: pulaskibush
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"
To: Las Vegas Dave
They're doing it "for the puppies!"
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:50:32 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: monkeyshine
Did the cat stop the truck in the middle of the intersection?
To: pulaskibush
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:52:01 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: pulaskibush
VICIOUS BITCHES!
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:54:53 PM PST
by
jaz.357
To: Shermy
In another area of town-
The game goes on.
To: socal_parrot
St. Bernard will be holding a Mass of reconciliation tonight..
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:56:18 PM PST
by
ken5050
To: Nea Wood
Noted Attorney Flea Bailey will undoubtedly ask Detective FURman if he has ever referred to any dog as a DIGGER.
To: pulaskibush
LOL. :)
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:57:17 PM PST
by
Darlin'
To: pulaskibush
According to CNN's reliable sources this a diverse multicultural group of dogs including Chihuahuas, Pekingese, Anglos-Francaises, Australian Shepherds, Siberian Huskies, Afghan Hounds, Argentine Dogoes and Belgian Griffons and not just black dogs exclusively!
To: pulaskibush
NOTICE! You can expect to hear from our attorney about discriminating against Weiner dogs.
Schnitzel, Schotze and Pretzel
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posted on
03/21/2002 1:57:42 PM PST
by
lonestar
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