Reports are coming in that applications for gas jockey jobs at Vaughan service stations are up 2600%.
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First of all, I can't believe that this was this guys first assault. First time rapists, don't bite the woman's lips, as Bill Clinton could testify. More will pop up.
Just to nitpick, what's with this: "a privately run Esso station"? Are there publicly run Esso stations in Canada?