MONACO: LET TED COME HOME TO HIS FAMILY NOW!
At six a.m. penthouse flames burst and curled
Black widow's now the richest woman in the world
Black boot gestapo grabbed a Green Beret
Threatened his wife and kids to make him say
He'd done what they prepared for him to sign
Threats to his wife and kids impressed upon his mind
Three days sleepless beaten black and blue
What their French fraud described he had no clue.
Two masked men broke in to get his boss
But to reach him they had to cross
This Green Beret who got in their way
They took out their knives and began to filet
It took a hundred staples and a lot of blood
A profusion of transfusions to replace the flood
The e.r. staff did a toxicology screen
Despite the prosecutor's lies his blood was clean.
In Geneva the prosecutor said the banker had to die
For spilling the beans to the FBI
About the billions laundered by the Russian mob
Who told the canary he stood to lose more than his job
The presstitutes smeared the patsy, smeared him real good
The slander from the rich is their natural food
That just leaves one small problem for the rest of us
Is there such a thing as honest justice?