[Nita Nupress]

President Bush, sir... With all due respect... How can we let this diminutive little pissant principality with less than 32,000 people push us around like this? 

You're a Texan. You know, the Lone Star State!  The Republic! The place where we learn to say "Remember Goliad!" and "Remember the Alamo!!" by the time we're knee-high to an armadillo.

President Bush, this needs your attention. Just one phone call to these Monegasque morons would set things right.

Go ask your Mother. She'll tell you. :-)

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Monaco = 0.73 square miles 
Texas = 261,914 square miles

Monaco covers about 350 acres and is about the size of New York's Central Park.  It's the second-smallest independent state in the world, after Vatican City.

I hear they have a really bad rodent infestation.

[maestro]

Amen,............More Grace and Mercy,..............In Jesus' Precious Name, Amen!!!

[PhilDragoo]

FREE TED MAHER NOW, MONACO

DAY 855 WRONGLY IMPRISONED WITHOUT TRIAL ON EXTORTED FALSE CONFESSION

Foreign pissants kidnap American woman, steal passport, threaten children, hold Green Beret veteran hostage.

Monaco perverts have to cover their eyes when they pass a mirror.