[Wonder Warthog]

"Let's do that one better. Not only will we withhold Jerry Lewis Movies, we'll ship over Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, N'Sync, and the Backstreet Boys, and won't let them leave France until they utterly surrender to us. . . (evil grin)"

Could we substitute Helen Thomas for Britney Spears??

[Salgak]

Alas, you can't export waste THAT toxic. I suggest sealing her in concrete and ceramic, and placing her in Yucca Mountain along with all the other high-level waste (g)