Bad self: I wanna.
Good self: You're better than that.
Bad self: No I ain't!
Good self: Let's compromise.
Bad self: (comment deleted).
Joke Setup: Yada, yada, yada...
Joke Punchline: Then Gloria Steinem threw the pilot off the plane, saying, "We don't need no stinking pilot, I know my way around a cockpit..."
Mark W.