[4TheFlag]

Hey there who!! How are you this fine day?? Want some snow??

[whoever]

Gee, thanks, 4, you are so generous with your abundance. One might think you are tired of the white stuff. Yearning to see green again. Thanks, but I have lived a hunnert years without snow, I will just go on in my ignorance of the bliss it provides you.

Live To 100

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100."

She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be a 100."

Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God.

I've got 40 more years to live!

So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeons office, she got hit by a bus, died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?"

God said: "I didn't recognize you."

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Hey Brother!
I'm having way to much fun on that other thread.
Some more anti-President Bush and anti-foreign policy types arrived. LOL
The more they personally attack me, the more I know they are starting to realize klintoon is not in charge anymore.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Hey Brother!
I'm having way to much fun on that other thread.
Some more anti-President Bush and anti-foreign policy types arrived. LOL
The more they personally attack me, the more I know they are starting to realize klintoon is not in charge anymore.