[sneakypete]

Now I frankly admit to being on the wrong side of fifty and overweight

I will also admit to being a harmless old fat man,who is now officially a "senior citizen" (55) eligable for half-priced breakfasts at Denny's. I've even more than half-crippled now to boot. None of this means I'm going to allow anybody to abuse me,though.

[Travis McGee]

Harmless old cripples whose kids are all grown could be the most dangerous critters around.