When George Bush was my Governor before he became
our President he had that example on his website to explain that
the Party was like a Baseball team in the children's section.
Great Minds think alike Dan from Michigan
The Democrats and Republicans are two baseball franchises owned by the same people. Win/lose doesn't matter either way -- the team owners get what they want. Sure the games are exciting, and sometimes players switch teams, but in the end, you just get $5 hot dogs and some rah-rah hometeam fanaticism.
The Libertarian Party is a fantasy baseball league who only monitors football games.
The Constitution Party is a minor-league team that has apparently gone to play some exhibition games somewhere, and no one's heard from them in a while.
The Green Party is a baseball team where all the players just want to swing the bat -- at opposing teams.