According to this new definition:
Conservative = same taxes, same spending
More conservative = slightly lower taxes, slightly lower spending (with some rearranging of spending priorities)
Even more conservative = even lower taxes, lower spending
Most conservative = very little to no taxes, hardly any spending (except on defense, infrastructure, and law enforcement - might be able to finance via tariffs alone).
Complete and utter status quo has become a definition for "conservative." What a crock.