The old rule: if you don't have a girlfriend, it's hard to get one - if you do, they're all over you.
Feast or famine. Usually feast here, though please don't tell anyone. How do I arrange for some reasonable number? The pace is killing me.
Please, FReeperettes, don't be the straw that breaks the camel's back. I beg you. This is no laughing matter. I mean it.
Dang. That has always been my experience, always!