[grumpster-dumpster]

"Note: He was probably a closet Catholic."

What is it with people like you anyway? Any chance you get to take a cheap-shot at Catholics you jump at! A truly moral and dececent person would have not made such a comment. Please stop being a jerk...while you have the chance!

[AppyPappy]

It's a joke. Why are you Catholics so sensitive about this? Is there a reason?

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

If only the Baptists would do away with that out of date celibacy rule. < /sarcasm>