[gratefulwharffratt]

I butchered that up????

Hé garçon de pays, langage gentil. Dites-vous ce qui, vous peut mordre mon âne

Boy (or more correctly Waiter) of country, nice (or gentle) language. Say you what, you can bite my donkey.

(I can't speak to verb noun agreement or idiomatic French equivalent of that last phrase.)

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Embrassez mon derrière, Fermier. (That's how I would have said it.)

[Mo1]

Correct Country Boy .. now what is ANOTHER name for donkey

[Mo1]

Embrace this ... lol