[Canticle_of_Deborah]

So the state supposedly made "an affirmative effort to increase the deer population". What? Did they hold socials? Potlucks? Enroll them in LoveMatch? Is PETA aware of the basic facts of life? Help me out here..........

[gov_bean_ counter]

Baited fields with viagra. Not only did it increase deer making, but those darn bucks started taking rifles away from hunters and beating them with the butt end.