All of the bloggers on this site are residents of a hellhole in (state deleted). We regret that we live here but seeing as how the majority of us are minors, broke, and couldn't live on our own even if we so desired, our asses are stuck here for the time being.....
(Minor's name deleted) is the loser french horn player who runs this pathetic site. She wants you to suck her toes and bathe her in whip cream and cherry sauce.
(Minor's female friend) is lazy. She rarely blogs. I don't know if she has yet. You may kick her ass, please.
(Minor's female friend) is wonderful, mahvelous and worthy of your praise. Bow do.
(Minor's male friend). lord. (Minor's male friend)...what else can I say? The apple of my eye? The cherry on my sundae (do i see a pattern with cherries emerging?) His rants light up my life and might light up yours as well.
(Minor's female friend) is the wonderful cellist whom I worship before I go to bed at night. You should try it as well.
The author of the thread's article, OTOH, is one Michael Wong, from Canada not Louisiana.
Your reply to JediGirl (# 9) tells me all that I needed to know... and more. Thank you.