[Gore_ War_ Vet]

I understand you view, but you are not seeing the problem from the governments point of view:

We must immediatly order the removal of all Slurpy machines from all 7-11's to protect our youth.
This could be accompished by implimenting a Slurpy machine buy back program paying up to $1.37 billion per spigot for each machine. The FBI may be able to be trained to do this and could be renamed the Federal Bureau of Slurpies.

This is one idea but I fear it may just create more Federal BS.

[tracer]

They can have my Slurpy machine when they pry it from my cold, sticky fingers.

And remember, when Slurpies are outlawed, only Pakistanis will have Slurpies...

[one2many]

Thanks for the bump.

Hang 'em high!