[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

...didn't the Roman empire fall because of a lack of highly skilled illegal alien lettuce pickers?

Yes. In addition to scads of syphillus from 24-7 orgies, and mass, inter-generational lead poisoning from their plumbing, many Romans simply couldn't handle the pressure of $10/head lettuce. They just wandered off into the hills and cried about the lettuce. Then the empire collapsed. Very sad.

[HennepinPrisoner]

Yes. In addition to scads of syphillus from 24-7 orgies, and mass, inter-generational lead poisoning from their plumbing, many Romans simply couldn't handle the pressure of $10/head lettuce. They just wandered off into the hills and cried about the lettuce. Then the empire collapsed. Very sad.

Oh my Gosh, then Dane is right!

LOL