[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

You've got a problem Dane, I don't what it is, but you seem to be obsessed with lettuce. Are you Bugs Bunny? That's it. Hey, what's up doc?

He also has a thing about apples, if you check earlier in this thread. Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, with the Army drill instructor teaching the recruits how to defend themselves against an assailant wielding a bannana, strawberry, etc., and how the drill instructor (John Cleese) would get a facial twitch every time he said "fresh fruit". Now that's comedy!

Hey, Dane, VA Avgado, listen carefully:

Fresh Fruit!!!

[Reaganwuzthebest]

You know if I thought not eating lettuce for two years would get the federal government to enforce laws against illegal immigration, I start fasting today. It's just a ridiculous argument being made by these illegal immigrant whiners.

[sweetliberty]

"He also has a thing about apples, if you check earlier in this thread. Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, with the Army drill instructor teaching the recruits how to defend themselves against an assailant wielding a bannana, strawberry, etc., and how the drill instructor (John Cleese) would get a facial twitch every time he said "fresh fruit".

ROTFLMBO!!! He does seem to be rather fixated doesn't he? Sad really. He only knows one tune and the only words he can find are about fresh fruit and vegetables.