"Maybe we can all go in together and score a small vineyard and palazzo that may be for sale in Tuscany."
O.K.! Put me down for 500 big U.S. dollars for that! You ARE ..... uh...in with the ......you know.......Big Guys over there, right?
$500? Not a problem . . . but remember, for that kind of money you get a tent out in the vineyard and get to work the field . . . for free! Is that okay?