[petuniasevan]

Great article!

IMHO: A special warning sign in front of each girly-man's home. (Clueless soccermoms' homes too).

It would read "Gun-Free Household", which criminals would of course understand really says "I'm an easy mark".

[the]

Like this?

Let your neighbors (and your local thugs) know where
you stand with this handsome lawn sign. This will also
assure you that if there is a gunman in the neighborhood,
your neighbors won't be bothering you for help.

From The Gun Free Zone, parody products.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Let these anti-gun guys discuss their anti-gun values loudly on a public bus that has a destination in a dark part of a rough neighborhood.