Well, I WAS married for a few years. I learned right quick how to offer the effusive apology now and again. It doesn't matter who was right or wrong. It's always the man's fault. Especially a white man like me. I was at fault in my marriage, and responsible for pretty much all sins of the Western world, including slavery, Mulsim persecution, massacre of Native Americans, My Lai, you name it.
Sorry for the rant. D'oh! I did it again!