[Hank Rearden]

Moos cluster around to examine the Islamic world's first satellite dish. Sadly, with no pointing mechanism, or even electrical hookups (much less microwave capabilities), this latest Moo invention seems doomed to failure in the marketplace.

One pig-fondling Moo bystander was quoted as saying "Damn -- if we didn't constitute such a backward, defective, inferior, violent, useless attempt at a 'culture', I'll bet I could get my MTV."

[Entropy Squared]

Muslim missile silo.

[Thorondir]

"Damn -- if we didn't constitute such a backward, defective, inferior, violent, useless attempt at a 'culture', I'll bet I could get my MTV."

Heh, heh! Hit the nail on the head. It's exactly why they hate us ... plain, simple, monkey-headed, freakin jealousy. They suck! We don't. And they can't stand it.