The analogy with the million monkeys is faulty. In this analogy, the goal is a single defined written body of literature. No evolutionist would claim that irradiating a million monkeys for a million years would result in a monkey that looked like Bill Clinton and had the voice of Marilyn Monroe. But irradiating a million monkeys for a million years,and turning them loose in a jungle, you might end up with a cohort of monkeys which developed speech and social organization and farmed or hunted their way to dominance.
Exactly. It's like saying that bats have two ears, therefore monkeys can't fly. Yes, bats have two ears and yes, monkeys can't fly, but there isn't any logical connection between the two statements.