Please sac up Texas. It's less than you pay for your local lame daily, your pitiful commie cable channels, your lawn boy, your maid service, your bad hair cut each month, your so-so delivered pizza, or any other endulence.
Mom, after this ennumerence - if texas doesn't win - just leave us off the list - don't even bother to waste the pu$$y pink ink. Thanks. Manana.