**CAPTION CHELSEA**

AP ^ | Mar. 5, 2002

[NYCVirago]

Her boyfriend looks like he stepped off a Velvet Underground album cover.

[sheik yerbouty]

Hildebeast sent Chelsea to school 3000 miles from her father.

[Thorondir]

Gaaaaaaad Zukes!!!!!!!!! What a carp!

[MiamiRedskin]

Bump.

[BoomerBabe]

The thing that I think is so sad is that this young lady seems to have no serious pursuits. It's pretty empty-headed and shallow to attend fashion shows with stupid celebrities. She's a lot like Bill Clinton in this way. I suspect there's not much there there, and she isn't all that emotionally healthy. How could she be with the parents she has?

[Alouette]

[Alouette]

Waiter! A carrot for my girlfriend!

[Justa]

OMG!!!! LOL!

[Johnny Shear]

You know, if she was actually ugly, you clowns would have a point but she's not.

Clinton is a jerk and his wife is a lying phony but you all look foolish bashing Chelsea. Just as foolish as the idiots who bash the Bush twins.

[Justa]

"Clinton is a jerk and his wife is a lying phony but you all look foolish bashing Chelsea. Just as foolish as the idiots who bash the Bush twins."

Wrong! There's simply no moral equivalency between the daughters. You of course are basing your comparison on their status as daughters of the President, not by their actions. On the contrary, they're individuals and should be held to the same standards as everyone else. Not against some image of what they're entitled to or not entitled to.

Psst, America hasn't been ruled by a monarchy for over 225 years. How 'bout we compare the daughters on their behavior? To wit: The Bush daughters don't exploit their status as daughters of the President so they can skip-thru college and take World Tours at taxpayers' expense.

Chelsea is simply trailer park trash. That's how she was brought up. I can't wait 'til she marries some malcontented Bubba and bloats out on Crisco. Just watch.

[Justa]

What are you saying, that Chelsea was arrested? I didn't think so, it's only Republicans who are subordinate to the law. Chelsea gets drunk with impunity. Her SS agents cover for her, chauffering her around when she's drunk and hauling her drunk ass and her friends around during their partying. Otoh, the Bush daughters don't use the SS agents as their drinking servants. And Yes, Chelsea got her Stamford degree even though she skipped her last 3 semesters, travelling the globe with her parents and partying.

[reformed_democrat]

And you have a cite for these allegations, of course...

Nah, we just make this stuff up as we go along. Kinda like the democrats blathering about the fabulous intelligence and god-like statesmanship of Chelsea's (presumed) father, bubbaBilly.

Hey, give us a break. We're new at this. Democrats have had sixty years of practice.

[Jerry_M]

"The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree." She looks more and more like her father (Web Hubbell?) every day.

[RedWhiteBlue]

Hmmm. The "poster child" for COYOTE UGLY. I don't see either of the boyfriend's arms .....

[albee]

Advice to Chelsea:

Go get your Bhurka!
Go get your Bhurka!

[anton]

Monica in training.