Translation:
"I've been a mechanic for more than 25 years, and I can assure you that this is BS. No way in hell can anyone tell me that you can't rip out all that fancy-schmancy wiring and boxes and "computers" from your car and still have it work, and work better than it did before!"
Friend, you're talking nonsense. I don't care how many years you've been spitting out spaghetti, there's NWIH you're qualified to make such sweeping ex cathedra statements about someone else's tightly integrated code.
Admit it. You hate MS, and you're lashing out in bitter frustration over your inability to stop them from continuing to succeed.