[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

Well, there you go. It's okay to offend Whites or Protestants or Southerners or Catholics (shall I dip this crucific in this federally-subsidized urine?), but God help you if you offend certain protected groups, whom we dare not name. Political correctness is a regime in which nobody knows the rules and in which everyone is deathly afraid to break them....

And if you are attacked, for God's sake pretend not to notice, or run away if you can, because you will be crucified in court. It's a lose-lose situation.

[varon]

And if you are attacked, for God's sake pretend not to notice, or run away if you can, because you will be crucified in court....

Only if you're attacked by a member of a certain protected group that PC does not allow us to mention for fear of prosecution ;-)